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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via blondlindsey)

— 6 hours ago with 759153 notes

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

(via disowns)

— 13 hours ago with 173864 notes